The Heather Hammer

Do you ever wonder why tools are always named after men? Cause I do....

       1. Jack Hammer

When you see this:

I see this:

       2. Allen Wrench

This:

 Or This?

     3. Phillips Head Screwdriver:

This:

Or This?

You are supposed to give boats a female name so why don't any tools have a female name? Shouldn't that be bad luck or something? No wonder so many men hurt themselves while using tools. Duh! You wouldn't have this problem if it was called a Delilah Drill.

I propose we fix this problem by creating the Heather Hammer.

And just to punish you men for not naming a tool after a female, the Heather Hammer will be a castration tool.

No need to try to make this look like a vagina.

Pretty soon I will have these babies (Or lack there of) available at every Wal-Mart. That's what you get for not naming any tools after me or any of the other millions of females out there! Suffer my wrath!